mitsuri: "guys I'm pregnant"

tengen: "by who-!?"

mitsuri: "that's the thing it's between giyuu and obanai"

tengen: "girl if you don't name that baby giani and flip a coin for responsibility, heads giyuu, tails obanai"

mitsuri: "..girl you smart flip it"

you flip a coin

tengen: "heads, giyuu the papi"

she calls giyuu

mitsuri: "giyuu-"

tengen: "oops, never mind girl it's tails"

she hangs up, calls obanai

mitsuri: "hey, I'm pregnant"

obanai: "oh-"

she hangs up