You have a cold

not just any cold- a runny nose, congested, one of a kind cold. A cold that, despite no coughs or aches, makes you still miserable. Especially since you haven’t been able to sneeze, no matter how much you have to

So, you called your friend over, and they had all the necessary items to make you sneeze- CHHINKNI, a duster, some flowers, pepper and a feather

You sat on the couch with a box of tissues, your nose running a mile a minute