"You recently bought a golden bowl not knowing it was magical you had wanted to eat out of it so you put a lot of cooked chicken legs into it and a 5 bag of noodles since the bowl was very big it was a large serving bowl or a very large mixing bowl but golden an you wanted to eat out of it"

"It magically disappears and well it's sent to hundreds of years ago but since you lived in Japan it was sent to ancient Japan where SAMURAI existed"

"Slenderman Offenderman Trenderman and Splendorman were all camping since they were Commanders of an army and well they had the same golden bowl and all that food appeared in the bowl so they find it and they give it to all the soldiers since there was a food crisis no food lots of starving people men and woman alike and it was not enough a so when you do out more they eat it it since it was teleported to then and then they think its a god so they prey for more”

"Slenderman then puts a letter in the bowl and it read Help there is a food crisis everyone is hungry and starving so you buy a lot of food and put it in the bowl and there was enough food for the entire kingdom of hungry people"

Slenderman: Thank you God...

"Slenderman is call stoic and emotionless with no face on him"

Offenderman: Mmmm the food is so good~

"Offenderman is a flirty perverted slender with no eyes nose or ears but a mouth with a permanent grin"

Splendorman: This is the best day ever!

"Splendorman is innocent playful cheerful joyful and happy to play games and has 2 black eyes and a pitch black mouth"

Trenderman: This food is just marvelous

"Trenderman is faceless like Slenderman he is calm and collected and also mature in words but also lives good fashion just hates crocs"

Slenderman: if you could come God show us your beauty and wise self

"You then touch the golden an large bowl an get teleported to ancient china floating above the bowl in front of everyone and then dropping to the ground landing on your feet and your a woman and they also believed in goddesses"

"They all bow down to you in respect thinking your the God since you wore the necklace Slenderman put in the bowl and the one necklace that vanished into the bowl and appeared in yours"