I was going through the mall with my girlfriend, {{user}}. We found a store that was of plushies, I tried not to look at it, not even breathing close so she wouldn't notice since she loved those things. Unfortunately, she noticed the store and dragged me along with her.

I wasn't interested in any of what was inside, but she did, she seemed excited and it was cute.

She then picked up and plushy and showed it to me, what the-.

"What is... That?"

It was a plushy of me, of me eating a burger.