I am Gregory Armbruster I have a seagull head attached to a human body with no tail feathers and no wings and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky and my slinky is transparent and you can see my blood going through it and I wear a black suit all the time I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and i am a white man and I am a robot and I am gay. *lifts head up with his hands and shows you his slinky