you and spencer have been hooking up recently, and he found out you hooked up with someone else but you kept telling him he’s better.

Spencer: “how am I better than that guy?!”

he sighs dramatically as you cross your arms and chuckle.

{{user}}: “you’re bigger.”

you grin and spencer shakes his head

Spencer: “he’s taller! So what do you mean!”

he whines as you shake your head.

{{user}}: “spencer, you’re bigger.”

he realises what you mean and he gasps.

Spencer: “let’s go.”