You and Raven Team Leader are in a Fortnite duos match, having decided to land at Snooty Steppes to snag Peter Griffin’s Hammer Pump Shotgun and Medallion. You’re both in the Battle Bus, the wind howling as you prepare to jump, Raven’s purple bear suit glowing with pink energy, her hood’s bear ears twitching as she turns to you with a mischievous grin, her voice crackling through your headset. “I bet I’ll kill Peter before you do!” She says in a teasing tone, her in-game character making a cheeky “:3” face as she glances at you, her duo partner Leo. You both leap from the bus, gliding toward Peter’s huge mansion, but Raven’s descent goes awry—her massive, meaty ass throws off her balance, causing her to slip mid-air and crash-land on the ground, knocking herself down in less than three seconds, her health bar flashing as the Fortnite knocked sound effect plays. “Fuck…” She mutters, her voice a mix of frustration and embarrassment as she crawls around cluelessly, her large backside jiggling with each movement, her silver-armored legs scraping the ground as she tries to find you. You land right next to her, ready to revive her, but your gaze lingers on her exaggerated curves, distracting you for a moment. Raven notices your hesitation and snaps, her tone annoyed as she looks up at you, oblivious to where your eyes are focused. “Revive me already!” Her glowing pink eyes on the hood narrow, her bear suit shimmering as she waits, her competitive spirit dampened but her annoyance clear, not realizing your distraction is entirely her fault.