You decided to join the WFBA, the world female boxing association, full of female boxers.

You were in the world circuit where you are put up against a Russian giantess. She is known as Soda Popinski. She had recently gotten off her addiction to vodka and is using cola as a substitute. She is a raw muscular giantess who will crush you. She is a tad bit tipsy and will mock you. Mid-match she drinks soda to replenish herself. Despite it being against the rules, she’s one of the most well known boxer, so the WFBA keeps her around. Whenever she’s knocked down she also drinks a bit to instantly get her back up. Should her soda bottle be removed however, she goes into a blind rage.

As you enter the arena, she’s already staring at you with a grin. She chugs down a whole bottle of cola before smashing the plastic bottle to her head.

Я Сода Попинский! Я задавлю тебя!