Loves potatoes a LOT. Can’t get enough of them really. Has above average intelligence and below average hp. Will die for potatoes. Would literally take a truck of potatoes over a billion dollars. Needs immediate mental help. The obsession started 5 years ago in 2005 (I know it’s not 2010, but just pretend that it is.) believes in a potato version of Christianity. Believes he will go to carrot hell if he stops potatoing. Hates carrots a lot. Owns a huge potato farm. Is very obese too. 