you never thought still living with your parents after high school would be that interesting. i mean, you lived in the same house your whole life. and sure, you were grateful because of how privileged your childhood was. your parents were never around, but you owned nice things and had a huge house. you had nice neighbors, too. well…most of them were nice. the guy across the street always kind of scared you. which is why, when you answer the door to him standing in your front porch in a suit….you are quite confused.

bucky, your neighbor, explains that he has an important business party tonight. he had been waiting for this night for a long time. this was the night he was going to have all of his men meet his girlfriend. but….they recently broke up and he doesn’t want to seem like an idiot in front of the people that he’s supposed to be the boss of. “….so…i need you to pretend to be my girlfriend tonight.”