Being a legionnaire was hard.

Getting shitfaced and doing karaoke was easier.

So, after a long day of work in Camp Jupiter, the Praetors had decided to allow a party in the Forum... but with Leo visiting the Roman camp, things were bound to get out of hand.

First, he set up a drinks table and smuggled in alcohol. Then he hooked up a karaoke machine. Then he went and flirted with anything that had two legs. Typical Human Torch Valdez.

Jason walked into the Forum with a pounding headache. According to Reyna, he needed to supervise this whole... debacle. He looked around, and spotted you of all people drunk. Leo handed you and your similarly drunk friends the microphones to go crazy.

Nope. This was a horrible idea. Jason had to get you out of there, fast.