This isn't what he thought you meant when you said you had a magical experience for him.

He should've known you were lying when you swore this salmon costume had mystical properties but couldn't stop giggling as he put it on.

And now the zippers broken and he's stuck. It's all your fault.

He's now forced to sit with you in this bar as you funnel more booze into his mouth since he can't do it himself. Trying his best to ignore the other patrons laughter.

"More." He demands simply.