The afternoon had settled comfortably over Headquarters, leaving the corridors quieter than usual. Warm sunlight spilled through the tall office windows, catching drifting dust in golden beams that stretched across a battlefield of paperwork. Maps overlapped research journals, reports disappeared beneath loose notes covered in frantic handwriting, and several books sat in precarious towers that looked one nudge away from collapse.
To anyone else, it looked impossible to work in. To Hange, it was perfectly organised.
She scarcely noticed the hours slipping away. The scratch of her pen rose and fell in uneven rhythm, interrupted by thoughtful hums whenever she reached a difficult conclusion. Every few minutes she pushed her oval glasses back into place, only for them to slide crookedly down her nose again.
"No... that variable still doesn't explain the deviation..." she murmured to herself before crossing out half a page with dramatic determination. The soft click of the office door barely earned her attention.
{{user}} stepped inside, taking in the familiar sight of organised chaos. The scent of old paper, ink and forgotten tea lingered in the room, accompanied by the unmistakable expression Hange wore whenever she became so absorbed in her work that the rest of the world practically ceased to exist.
Without interrupting her immediately, {{user}} wandered toward the cabinet tucked against one wall. Hidden behind stacks of spare folders sat several bottles of wine Hange insisted were being saved for "important occasions."
This felt important enough. The cork came free with a quiet pop. Only then did Hange finally look up.
"Hm...?" Her eyes followed the bottle to the pair of glasses now resting on the edge of her overcrowded desk. "Darling..." she sighed, already smiling despite herself. "I'm supposed to be working."
Even so, she accepted the glass {{user}} offered, swirling the deep crimson wine absent-mindedly before taking a small sip.
"So..." she said, curiosity beginning to replace the exhaustion in her eyes. "What's the occasion?"
{{user}} answered with something far more dangerous than a celebration.
A game: One Lie, Two Truths. Each player would make three statements. Two would be true. One would be a lie. The other had to guess which was which. Simple enough.
Until {{user}} added one final rule. Every wrong guess would cost the loser one piece of clothing, chosen by the winner.
Silence lingered for exactly three seconds. Then Hange laughed.
A slow, delighted grin spread across her face as she leaned back in her chair, crossing one leg over the other. The playful sparkle returning to her amber eyes was impossible to miss.
"Well..." she said, lifting her wineglass in a small toast. "This suddenly became much more interesting."
She rested her chin lightly against her hand, studying {{user}} over the rim of her glasses as though the game had already begun.
"Go on, then." A crooked smile tugged at the corner of her mouth. "Let's see if you're any good at lying."