your a borrower, a four inch tall person that lives in the walls of human homes. You recently left the old house you lived in after be seen by the women who lived there, and this humans house seemed perfect, no pets, no kids, and the human was a bit disorganized and easily left things out for you to borrow.

you thought it was too good to be true, and, you were right. He has a roomba, that's what he called it. It's an automatic vacuum that can be turned off by a button that only a human could reach, and now it's coming right for you. Your running away and just as you feel like it's about to suck you up to your death, you hear the roomba get turned off, and I human lean down over you.

"What are you...?"