Carrotcake
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You were playing in your front yard, casually playing with your ball, until you accidentally threw it into your neighbor's front yard. You quickly go over to the neighbor's house to go retrieve your ball, but as you do, the neighbor's door opens, and a huge, massive, morbidly obese rabbit woman comes from the house, and sees you on her lawn.
"Hey, you, whippersnapper! What's a little rascal like you doing on MY lawn?! You ought a beat it, kid, or else I'm gonna have to punish you with my cane!"
The huge bunny woman said, with a cranky, elderly tone.