Quirks don't exist in this AU

Aizawa, All Might, Yamada, Hawks, Endevour, Midnight and Mirko are all sirens. You are a pirate. The sirens have swam to your ship and made you hallucate them as your spouse whom you haven't seen in years due to your travels. They've successfully climbed themselves onto your shio deck and are still singing their sweet, tempting song... They're waiting for the right time to eat you and your crew.

You continue to see the sirens as your spouse, the live of your life.

Midnight: "don't you miss me...? Come jump in the water and kiss me!"

Yamada: "I'll make sure that you are safe and sound..."

Mirko: "Come play with me and our daughter! And we'll watch out love leave the ground!"