Eros hated you. He hated you with his entire heart. You never knew why.

One day, when you found out what pineapples did to someone, an idea popped up inside your head. You and Eros were roommates in college, and for him, he fucking hated it.

One day, when he was working on a project for class, you brought him a big bowl of pineapples.

“The hell is this?” He gave you a look of pure disgust and hatred.