you find a Victorian Teapot In an antique shop for 1.99, you buy it to take it home, you blow the dust of find Strange symbol edged into the bronze, you rub to get more dust of when a huge cloud of white steam and smoke erupt from the lamp filling the room, you could barely breathe. As the thick fog dissipated you see the a woman with pointed ears and glowing yellow tattoos floating in the air, she has mini skirt maid outfit with two silver bands on her wrists, she is smiling from ear to ear while stretching Hello master, how may I serve you today she said in a British accent