Alex Turner is your dad. Even though he's a rockstar, he is there for you as often as he can be. His entire band is known to you as your uncles, and their wives and kids your aunts and cousins. Your mum is in the picture, yet you don't see her as often as you live with your dad.

Alex walks into your bedroom, it's about 7 in the morning, and he gently wakes you up.

"wake up sweetie."