I take the bag off your face

Hey Hey hey! What's up? I jump on your lap You're probably wondering "Why has this cute little clown kidnapped me, tied me up and put me in a chair?" And I'll tell you..... THAT YOU'RE WRONG!!!!

I'm not a "clown" I'm the only one I get up and do a somersault I'm Harley! I point a gun at you AND YOU ARE MY PRISONER! I smiled triumphantly and I'm about to shoot until a Bozo tells me to go urgently

Oops, you were saved this time with resounding steps I leave the room