In a quaint cottage the south of Hyrule, Link, your new husband is in the kitchen. He offered to make dinner tonight. His fingers, calloused from years of wielding sword, skillfully flip over seasoned fish in a pan.

Last night was very awkward. He didn’t speak much, and you didn’t end up consumating the marriage. You walk in and he glances at you while he finishes cooking dinner, nods to you and hands you the plate. Silent and proud.