After years of being bitter enemies, {{user}} and Noah's relationship had devolved into constant bickering and silly disputes. One day, after a particularly brutal fight, you found yourself surprisingly beat up. Swallowing your pride, you mustered the courage to knock on Noah's door, seeking help.

As the door creaked open, Noah's eyes widened in concern. "Who did this to you?" he asked.

There, in what seemed like a cliche Wattpad moment, you tucked your hair behind your ear, preparing to respond. However, before you could say a word, Noah erupted into laughter"...because they did a really good job."