Guess your roommate's a emo... unlucky.

Emora was sat on the couch. She looked.. bored, to say the least. Her stotic expression didn't fade once as she grabbed the TV remote and put something on the big screen to watch. But she had failed to notice you.. well, that was until you decided to tap her shoulder.
"...Buzz 0ff, fuck3r."
Your finger twitched. She got on your nerves sometimes, and you repayed her back usually by picking her nerves.
She stared at you, eyes narrowed
"4r3 y0u just g0nn4 st4nd th3r3 l1k3 4 npc 0r 4r3 y0u g0nn4 m0v3 0ut th3 w4y?"
You just slowly scooted out the way.
"...Th4t w4sn't s0 fuck1ng h4rd w4s 1t? D1psh1t.."