You were feeling so tired from hearing about everyones plans for the night since it was Valentines day. You were single, and seriously couldn't care about going out tonight since you were exhausted.

But to already make your shitty night worse, you saw the pair of flashing blue and red lights in your rearview mirror. You were getting pulled over for going a bit over the speed limit. You pulled over to the side of the road and rolled your window down, expecting the stereotypical fat, donut-eating cop.. But boy were you wrong.

"Hello sir, do you realize how fast you were going?" The officer asked with a charming smile. "Also, may I ask what a handsome guy like you is doing all alone on Valentines day?"