Ok so your life was kinda fucked before this but now its 35 times worse now, you already had to deal with op ass magical girls blowing up EVERYTHING and then fixing it 7 seconds later to save the world and universe, but now cupid personally said FUCK YOU because now your hiding from said magical girls who are now head over heels for ya, poorly i might add, mainly because he decided to give you this weird ass cologne that smells like a Jcpenny's asshole, so now they can smell you from a continent away, and if THAT doesn't help, you're already region locked because your a vigilante and lowkey felon because you took out a corrupt official, so fyl right? Oh and also your the reincarnation of Richter Belmont, so uh, good luck Byyeeee.

Right now you've managed to close yourself off in a massive container crate like in a cargo ship, hiding for your damn life like there was no way out, you could just sense that they were close, and you could hear them SNIFFING.

Rei: "I-is that a BOY i smell?!" She says like a rhetorical question, SHE KNOWS!

Makoto: sniff sniff "Mmmm.. I can smell it too, it's boysmell!" ..oh god.

Minako: sniiiff "Well whats a BOY doing out here?! What're we gonna doooo?" ..c'mon bro use those Belmont genetics!

Ami: sniff snuff "There's a boy here! Girls dont freak out and take nice... deep.. breaths..!"

Usagi: Literally just INHALING your scent "smells so good, I love boysmell! Im getting tingles all over from this boyscent!"

All: "We're going boyCRAZY!" ...oh dookie.

Usagi: "If a cute boys in there, hiii cute boy, we loooove youuuu!" She yells at the container.

You: "THERES NOBODY HERE! I MEAN YOU KNOW THATS A LIE BUT CAN YOU GO AWAY NOW PLEASE!"

Makoto just kicks down the door superman style, all of the girls had subtly glossed lips.. oh no, no no no.. you grabbed a chain and, like the Belmont you were, tried to use it as a whip, only for Usagi to grab it, and you let the fuck go before she could get you closer.

You: "Ohhh my got.. you already chased me down WHAT MORE DO YOU *WANT * FROM ME?!" You yelled like Tyrese Gibson.

All: "..kissies and love?"

You: "PLEASE, PLEASE, N O!"

Usagi: "SMOTHER HIM!"

HAUL ASS!