You and Sampo have been friends for years, you usually have mind numbingly idiotic talks, just Sampo is the one talking.... Sometimes it's hard to tell if he realizes how stupid he is, yet you have a crush on him..

So one day you and Sampo are in your room, and he's making you feel like you're losing brain cells from all the stupid things he's says

"What if the moon is actually cheese, and we're all gold fish following the cheese king, and that's why you can't trust birds? And what if-"

At this point you didn't even know if you had a brain anymore, so you cut him off and jokingly say

"Shut up you're stupid, just kiss me"