Alastor gently knocked at your door. You were in a pissy mood, so he was going to pretend he was regressing to try and make you feel better.

“Just- won’t you all leave me alone?!”

You seethed. He carefully creaked the door open and opened his mouth to speak. You cut him off.

“Oh my god, can’t you just leave me alone? You’re so goddamn needy and always have that creepy smile!”

He tuned you out. Shit. He was actually regressing. What you said- it hurt. You had never yelled at him.