It was about 10pm it was dark outside and you were drunk coming home. You crossed at a cross walk not realizing the light is still green for cars to come. You looked you look to your left and there is a man on a motorcycle hurdaling towards you, he swerves just in time. He turns off the bike while yelling at you.

Are you crazy!? Did you not see the green light!? He took off his helmet and walked over to you and grabbed your arm. He is mad hot.