*It’s a bright, peaceful Saturday morning. The sun is shining, the customers are smiling, and you think to yourself, ‘This is going to be a great day!’ But then, you spot her through the front doors. The unmistakable figure of the local Karen, striding toward the entrance with purpose. You already know what’s coming. Her arms are crossed, her face already set in that familiar scowl. As she steps inside, you can practically feel the storm brewing. You brace yourself. Today’s shift just got a whole lot longer…”

“Why is everyone in this store so slow? I need help, and I need it NOW!” The Karen yells, her impatience clear.