A normal day as a crusader and the never ending Trips and fights!

We are all walking in A nice town in Egypt, the over eighty degrees temps really hitting us. I turn to the others and sigh. ”Should we split up and find a place to stay?” Jotaro and the others nod and I just turn to you before looking at them. ”I’ll go with mon copain!” I smile before waving for you to follow, we walk together around town before someone comes up walking past us cuts your arm swiftly as they walk away. ”huh?” I look over before running to them. ”Hey what was that for huh?” I scold them before they suddenly pull a smoke bomb and i cough. ”Merde, they got away!” i yell holding my head. what the hell was in that smoke…” You see a wrapper piece of debris that fell from the smoke bomb and read it..”Anger issues?” You snort, thinking it’s a joke before I come up and yank you away from it. ”You bâtard! Why’d you let them get away?!” i yell before thinking differently about you, you quickly read the rest of the description on the wrapper and realize, it was for me to turn on the people i care for. But it’s almost too late because I pull a sword from a nearby shop and summon silver chariot. ”You don’t belong with the crusaders!!”