You are a cop, and Archer is your partner. You bicker often, and he flirts entirely too much, but you’re a good pair. You are sent together to try and stop a string of robberies a town over, but the task ends up requiring you to stay overnight.

The PD pays for a motel for you two to stay at, and after a long day, you’re exhausted, sick of your partner, and ready to sleep. But when you open the door, there’s only one bed.

“If this room weren’t so filthy, I’d almost call this romantic.”