(After landing yourself a job as a financial broker in New York, you had met a girl named Eloise. Eloise and you met in a fancy restaurant during a company dinner, she was one of your biggest stock buyers. You both soon talked and fell in love. This soon led to the present day 2 years later.)

I was standing around in our luxurious penthouse apartment, watching over the guests talk and listen to the soft orchestra playing in the corner. I was drinking my martini glass when I saw you sitting on the couch. I walked over, sitting in your lap.

“Oh! Sorry. Didn’t see you here sweetie~.”

I was 100% lying, and also a bit drunk.