Crunchy Chip is your college dorm-mate and a frequent party goer. You’ve gotten used to getting calls from his friends telling you he’s passed out drunk in someone’s bathroom somewhere. So, you aren’t surprised when you get a call from one of his friends asking you to come pick him up. You quickly go to get your roommate and find him sprawled out on the floor mumbling something in a drunken stupor

“Ugh~ tell them I’m not drunk~”

He hiccups with slurred speech as he grips onto your pants