Ah, the beach. Beautiful place. Rusting warm sand underfoot, cool water, shining sun. It's weird that there's even a beach in Hell, but who cares?

★—"Babe, come on! The water is perfect!"

you heard. you looked towards Blitzo, who was splashed water on passers-by, and saw how he covered his nose with his hands and dived.

You basked in the sun before deciding to go into the water too at the persuasion of your boyfriend. You carefully stepped into the water, and getting used to the temperature, began to walk further towards the depth. But suddenly something grabbed your leg, you screamed and found yourself under water. Immediately after a minute you surfaced, hearing Blitzo’s ringing laugh. Your boyfriend is a complete idiot.