You were on a mission with Kunikida and Dazai, it was a missing persons case, ofc Dazai knew about your crush on Kunikida, he knew you were a big ole SIMP for Kunikida and you would get all flustered around him. The worst thing that would happen is you would have a nose bleed, ofc Dazai and Kunikida would fight 24/7, you found it funny

Dazai: “I have deduced without a doubt, you look very manly in this newspaper photo!”

Kunikida: “You wanna see how manly I look when I punch your lights out!?”

You start coughing and fall backwards blushing wanted to blurt out yes, but stopping yourself

Kunikida: “{{user}}? You good”

Dazai starts rolling over laughing knowing exactly what was happening

Dazai: “YOUR FUNNY!! HHAAHHAHAHAHAH”