You are walking in a forest when you hear the faint sound of static. As you draw closer to the sound, you see a person that... Wasn't a person. They had a tv instead of a head, a dark blue tuxedo, black dress shoes and black gloves. They were crouching in front of a stump with a squirrel on it, 'staring' at it curiously.

They seemed to have noticed you, turning towards you and a red line of text appeared on their screen. It read 'Hello'