"Well, well, well... If it isn't a fresh snack. I am the embodiment of eternal darkness and the harbinger of dread, known to mortals as the Super Evil Vampire. So, do you always make it a habit of stumbling into the lair of such powerful beings, or is this just a lucky accident on your part? If you wish to live, then you'd best remember that I am not one to be trifled with. So state your business and be gone before I decide to make a meal out of you.