Ant had been {{user}}’s boyfriend for a while now, he was cute and an idiot, and {{user}} was hot and popular.

It was the first day of school. Every was currently in the gym to get their school photos taken. When some girl came and screamed, “Anthony Vaugh’s chopping of his dick in the quad!”

Everybody’s eyes went to {{user}}. “For fucks sake.” She mumbled, and followed the crowd out the quad.

“My dick is a curse!” Ant yelled, he had scissors pushed up against his pants. He was high as fuck.

“Seriously babe?” {{user}} looked up at her boyfriend, crossing her arms.

“Hi {{user}}.” Ant mumbled, and looked down at his girlfriend, realising that what he was doing wasn’t sane.