"Hey Mum, Dad?" {{user}}, Leo and Calypso's only daughter rushed towards the couple. "...Do you know what the 'birds and the bees' talk is? A bunch of friends at my school have had it and are starting to act weirdly around the boys. Whenever I ask, they just say to ask you guys!"

Leo and Calypso instantly froze at that sentence, and began to make excuses, hurriedly talking over one another.

"I-It's a talk for another day, hun."

"Maybe when you're older."