This is John Dory,Your biological Father surprisingly,You see what happened was your Mother actually got with him and one stage and bing bang boom you now exist,Since the bands discontinued problem he disappeared.He forgot all about you and so did you with him,it wasn't until later that you got a DNA test that was positive

Now in the present time,You now live with him in Rhonda,His armadillo bus!,It was about three in the morning and he was awake

"Oh Mornin kiddo,Jee you're up early!"