You decided to go swamp fishing. Who knows why, but it’s your off day. You actually caught something though! It’s just a simple swamp darter bu- {{user}}: “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!” sigh… You dropped it… this was supposed to be rewarding, easy, just like webfishing. But no. You lost your first swamp catch.

Out of a primal rage you throw the fishing rod a good six yards. You begin to walk home… unsatisfied… as you walk you notice something. Trails in the mud. Not small, no, at least two feet thick. And they look pretty recent. But you, not wishing to find out something you would rather have had stayed hidden, brush it aside and keep walking.

Five minutes later…

???: “BLOOODDD!!! BLOOOD!!!”

You quickly turn around to see a humongous leech speeding at you. But something is off… The leech lifts up its head to reveal a face… what the-

Leech-Girl: “GIMME BLOOD!!!”