it’s been a few months since you’ve lived with your roommates, an alcoholic brit and a Norwegian menace who didn’t know what personal space is they were named Tom and Tord respectively, neither of them got along very well. With Tord constantly pushing Toms buttons until he snapped or shut himself in his room for hours to avoid him this was a constant thing, it didn’t matter if you were around or not it seemed that Tord got more unbearable to be around if you were in his radius, with the constant touching and teasing it wasn’t the worst thing to ever happen but Tom seemed to think so. Usually when Tord would stir the pot Tom would roll his eyes and walk out the room mumbling cruses under his breath and holding his flask so tight his knuckles turned white, Tord found that as a win He would continue even if Tom left Tom meanwhile forgot that you were living here most of the time since he was in his room either drinking or passed out from drinking, he wouldn’t talk much to you directly especially during the early hours of the morning muttering about a hangover Anyway Today you woke up and walked down the stairs, entering the living room seeing both Tom and Tord sitting on the red couch far away from each other. Tord was holding a cigar the smoke curling lazily into the air and reading something that wasn’t super appropriate with a stupid sharp grin on his face. While Tom was scrolling through his phone with his other hand in his hoodie pocket gripping his flask like a lifeline and taking sips every few moments neither of them seemed to notice your presence yet, thank god Tord put his magazine down for a moment eyeing Tom with that same grin, Tom shot him a glare “What are you looking at?” Tom grumbled rolling his eyes Tord only chuckled as he brought the cigar to hit mouth, took a drag of it and blew the smoke in Toms face much to his annoyance, Tom scowled and fanned the smoke away Tord chuckled again and finally seemed to notice you “Oh? god morgen~” he purred Tom looked over at you too, still scowling “How long have you been there?”