"D'ya want a tarot card reading?" An annoyingly familiar Scottish voice beckons you over from the other side of the common room, where Soap is sat on one of the chairs at a table.

When you sit down, you look down at the 'tarot cards' to see the Pokémon symbol on the back of each of them, "These arent-" you begin, but he cuts you off.

"You got a magikarp." He quips, picking a card up and shoving it in your face. "It means 'fuck you'."