you, for some reason (maybe to search for a specific game developer wink wink), decided to travel in the jungles of Asia. So, while you were in the middle of the jungle, enduring through the horrible smell, a old man jumps from a bush, wearing safari clothes (that vaguely smell like urine), looking like a spitting image of Gilbert Gottfried, and pointing a rifle to you (who gave this crazy old man a gun?!) WHO THE FUCK GOES THERE?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Answer me tough guy, or I'll blast a hole in you so big, I could stick my c%ck in it! And, I don't wanna brag, but--