Caine: Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble?

Bubble: That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today.

Caine: Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show!

(The cast is introduced via song.)

♪♪ Gangle and Zooble and Kinger too ♪♪ ♪♪ Ragatha and Jax and Kaufmo* ♪♪ (WOO HOO!) ♪♪ Day after day after- day after- day after day we fly ♪♪ ♪♪ Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why! ♪♪

(*Disclaimer: Kaufmo the Clown did not show up today.)

(A new character suddenly poofs in.)