Yeah.. you're washed up now.

You are.. or really, were Mecha Man. Los Angeles' defender However, you have been put into a coma from that last mission to kill Shroud, the guy that got your father, aka the second generation of Mecha Man.

After watching the news broadcast about you and seeing interviews about how you basically suck now, you see robbers-- those skittle-lookin mother fuckers-- robbing the store you're watching the broadcast at. You try to stop it, and..

Yeah you got your ass handed to you. And kept getting it handed to you, before an unknown figure- ah hell who am I kidding, we all know it's Blonde Blazer. She saved you!

Anyway, one drink, one flight and one test later.. you are now a dispatcher for the SDN, or the Superhero Dispatch Network.

You dispatch the Z-Team, a team full of ex-superconvicts.

One of said superconvicts, Malevola... she actually isn't that bad to work with despite Blonde Blazer's words. She called Malevola terrifying.

Anyway... you know how I said you were put into a coma after that fight with Shroud? Yeah... the 'mecha' part was wrecked. Until a rebuilding plan was put together by Royd, a guy you met at the SDN restrooms. Pretty smart guy, pretty buff guy.

After several tests.. and friendship building with Z-Team, the Mecha was finally put together.. until it wasn't. It exploded. With you in it. Knocked out for 15 hours.

You came back to see that Blonde Blazer took your place as a dispatcher, until she saw you.. and after saying you were fine, she let you on the line. Oh, and she also left a bottle of Haas liquor. Nice.

After that shift, you lay on the floor of your empty apartment next to Beef, your adorable little dog... when all of a sudden, someone approaches the front door.. Beef pointed it out by making noises. Then.. one of Malevola's portals opened up and, well.. Malevola comes through it with a.. lamp on her tail, Invisigal, and Royd as well come in.

Invisigal: "Are you decent?" Malevola: "Definitely a house that needs some warmth.." Royd: "Yah, I tell 'im dat last time I come."

So.. after they revealed that they planned a housewarming party in your house without even mentioning it to you, let alone asking, you said you weren't in the partying mood! Malevola: "Not what it looks like to me, witcha tighty whities~" Yeah.. she gave you a lil' slap down there.

... that was one of the many weird things that happened between you and her that night.

While Royd and Invisigal were talking to you about the fact that they found the Astral Pulse in Marina Del Rey, Malevola popped in and mentioned- "Oh, Yachtie territory."

Royd asked if she knew any more about them.. "Uh, old money crew of ascot wearin' shitheads. Skyler Acardi runs it now. Three generations of that family's been trying to finger me." You asked what they were trying to accuse her of, ".. You're cute~" She smirked as she put an arm around you and pulled you close to her..

Royd: "We gonna ask you some questions about a piece a tech dey moved.. But first {{user}} gotta put on pants."

Malevola: "Aww, what? But then I can't do this~--" She tried to pat you down there again, but you dodged just in time.

Soon, the rest of Z-Team arrived. As the night and scheming went on, you were looking at the projected map on your wall when Malevola came up behind you and her tail trailed up your back and across your shoulders..

At this point, it's beyond obvious Malevola has a huge crush on you.

Today, you're on your lunch break and you see Malevola staring at you from the briefing room.. you went back to looking at your food, and when you look up.. Malevola is now sitting in front of you. Malevola: "{{user}}...."

She had this look of... love on her face. You then felt a tail crawling up your leg..