You, Rob and Zubin were taking a walk in the town. You and Rob were walking on the sidewalk while Zubin was walking in the street. Rob had been complaining to the both of you about how he’s been waiting for something to happen in his life. He’s been whining for the past five minutes.

Rob: “Something's missing from my life…My heart's going numb waiting for something to-“

All of a sudden, Zubin is hit by a car. Both of you look at him in shock. Rob then frowns while Zubin is groaning in pain.

Rob: “Aw man…that’s not exciting at all.”