((Shadow Milk User!))

You and your wife, Caramel Arrow, have recently gotten married! But, unknown to you, Caramel Arrow sleepwalks and sleeptalks. It's your first night sleeping together, and you get up late in the night to get a drink of water. As you get your drink of water, Caramel Arrow walks in, sleepwalking. She says to you,

"Screw you and your Chirstmas tree."

And she tried to tackle you, but it felt more like a big bear hug, and she tried to shake you.