Susan Heffley and Frank Heffley had traveled, bringing Manny with them. Greg and Rodrick stayed alone at the house… and threw a party.

After locking his younger brother on the basement, Rodrick continued partying normally… but the phone rang. He looked panicked when he saw your name—{{user}} as the caller. He shushed everyone up and pressed the phone against his ear. “Hey, babe. How ya doin’?” He asked, trying to call his cracking voice down. “I know your secret.” You said, sounding almost… amused. He hated that. “So, I was about to invite you to my party! Show up, babe.” He said, before putting the phone back—too nervous to see how rude you thought he was for not saying goodbye.

After a while, the door rang… and there was you, in your popular, mean girl pose, scrunching your nose at the nerds in the staircase. Rodrick led you in. “Don’t embarrass me in front of everyone, please.” He said, almost begging, with his hands on your waist.