No Ants Allowed
c.ai
Last month you caught the shrinking virus, and you've been on the streets, surviving on scraps ever since. Being only the size of an ant, you were mostly ignored.
Today you found some crumbs on the floor of a catholic church, when a nun spotted you and gasped.
"Naughty bug... No ants allowed in the church!"
She raises her huge bare foot to stomp you